COMPLAINTS ON MY DAD(No way i gonna declare this to him.. I guess tats y i poster here.. !!)

       If u can make it atleast to the middle of this post,you will get to know why i chose to write on such a topic.. As of now.. let me tell you few  things.. 

A Father:

      

When I typed the word FATHER and hit the button, wikipedia confirmed the same thing what all other definitions said.. well mostly.. A Father is a Male Parent of an Offspring. Let me tell you, having experienced daughterhood for almost 20 years, I can say, he is way more than that.. Really.. I don't think he is a part of one's entry into this planet, he somehow manages to be your superhero.. well, at least when you have not learnt to talk much. If anybody at anytime have praised your appearance, nature, knowledge, intelligence, mannerism, behavior or personality, believe me people, this guy has contributed to it much.. 

Myself:

  Clearly saying,

     MYSELF  = 40% of my father+

                        10% of my mother+

                        15% of my best and dynamic teachers+

                        35% of the people who inspired me by their

                                           behaviour(even this can be classified as

                                 25% of crazydudes and 10% of cultured girls )  +

                       10% of my circumstances..

      This percentage of circumstance  might exceed that 10%  depending upon how worse the situation is, by       borrowing the %s from other things mentioned..ha..

       This composition would clearly tell you that nearly half of myself is my dad..This would be the same for all of you..but ,the ratio might slightly vary..

         But you must kindly note that the rest of  my 50% does never contain even a single molecule of him..

   thats why ,here i am..

  I guess ,while reading the following stuffs,you too would surely relate it to your life..And here we go....

My father has a part time job and tats me:

•  Having just one family to care for ,this man doesnt have  time to spend with them..
•  He rarely attends the call,whenever my mom rings to his office saying he was busy with dealing cutomers but he do never does this for customers calling home..

I guess,my dad  is busier than  Obama:

•   Even the man with the highest post on the earth(Obama) manages his time to spend with his family but never does my dad..
•   When i happened to hear Obama playing football ,i doubted if a Bank manager post wud have more tedious and more tasks than President of US ??!Thats why the above heading..

  

     Strict officer:

•  In my village,i have noticed the people approaching my grandpa for solvin the rivals among them..but being his son has never given a correct result for the rival b/w me and my brother (has always been partial)..
•    During my childhood, he had always been strict towards me in teaching maths , and behaved as if he was a legendry mathematician,but he has never correctly calculated what i always longed for ..

•   He always says he has grown us(me,bro) as his frnds,but if i start saying "in my class we wud otify this gal wit this guy..", the stare he makes at me itself  wud throw me outta the room..and sometimes even to the toilet..
• He used to tell lots of stories when i was a child, but you know ,even now he tells lots of stories but for justifying he is busy..

• I always cursed   that bloody orange colored "ECONOMIC TIMES" because he does all his smiles,laughs,sometimes even brushings and eatings infront of that..

            Hence,our suggestion to all the dads is that ,after your 50s,if u leisurely look back at ur own life,i swear,you will not have anything to cherish at,except  being happy for the well settlement of your son and daughter..Since,afterall,itsone life and you can never rewind it..Think on it...
               

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                               Folks, do comment on what u feel..

See u in next post..

                                                           (Review: Monisha Ram)

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FUNNY ORKUT PROFILES

I happnd to come across some funny orkut profiles in google srch..here r some..
          
                     1)AN EXHAUSTED S/W ENGINEER's PROFILE

*About me*: I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am
contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love my
work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my
engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and most importantly,
I am LOOKING for someone to make me live !! Ok…I won’t be funny anymore. I
am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (For all those who know me–> "*Just
stop laughing*!!") *

Relationship Status :* *what*? Shocked *

Birthday :* The day my PL is about to fire me. *

Age :* 101111111111 *

Here for :* *web browsing* in company hours. *
Children *: can’t be (hey, *don’t get me wrong here*!!)

Ethnicity : Programmer. *

Languages I speak* : Java, C/C++, 010101110101 *

Religion* : I get holidays on all religious festivals, so *I love all
religions.

Political view *: the guy sitting beside me is a *pig!!

Humour :* weekly. *

Fashion:* Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a *cross-bag.

Smoking :* The second greatest pleasure on the earth. *

Drinking :* The first is this. *

Pets:* Yeah, *my manager looks like a dog*. Smile *

Living:* Cummon, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software
engineer? Believe me, I am living!! *

Hometown *:* My company* (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page) *

Webpage: naukri (dot) com , jobs ahead (dot) com* Isn’t it Ultimate??? *

Passions:* searching for the *cheapest pub* around, cursing my company,
looking for other company, remembering my good old college days, worrying
about my future. *

Sports*: quake*, CS (Counter Strike), *computer chess. *

Activities:* Are you crazy? *

Books:* "How to lose weight in 20 days?", "How to live a happy life?", "101
ways to attract a girl", "Java Unleashed", "C++ at your footsteps",*

Music:* Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, *and anything depressing..

TV shows* : can’t afford one. *

Cuisines* : Bread Butter, Maggie, anything available within 200 meters of my
cubicle….

*Cell Phone: *Keep your cell Phones silent…(Don’t use rest rooms for
entertaining GF/BF)

*Work Phone: *Company phones are for internal use.(Company don’t pay you for
making  personal calls…)

* Occupation: *white collar Donkey work

*Career Interests :* Management, Entrepreneurship…….(ha… ha….)

*First thing you will notice about me: *Exhausted, Fwding fwded
mails….(ha… ha…)

*Turn-on’s:* Appreciation from manager

*Turn offs: *Bugs from client side against me…..

*My idea of a perfect first date:* Me & my partner ….I am showing him/her
my bug free code….(isn’t that every developer’s dream?……    )

*Five things I cant live without: *Fwd ed mails, GTalk, Coffee , Hope for
next & good Appraisal , Hard rock music

*In my bedroom you will find: *Do you think you will find a way for sleeping
in bedroom…. I think they should have ask like this. In my cubicle you
will find……. ha ha…

              AMJAD KHAN(GABBAR SINGH)'s

USA+USSR=PEACE

I hv found this puzzle in most of the symposia's puzzle contest..


         U S A
 (+)U S S R
---------------
  P E A C E       If each of the alphabets represent an unique digit,
---------------       and the front digit is not zero, find their values..
Soln:    

NOTE: the max carry tat can be produced by adding two single digit nos is 1

•  The value of P is obviously 1..
• The value of E is 0(9+1=10) and 1 goes as carry..
• considering the one's column(A+R=E),as E is 0,A+R must be 10 and the carry s forwarded to ten's column..
• now trial n error and backtracking starts..
• lets try in order from one's column..                                                                                              A+R=10..lets try in numerical order..since 1 is in use,lemme assume A=2 and obviously R=8..
• and let me go on with my assumption in ten's column too,and try with S=3(as 1,2 r in use)..
• this gives 1+3+3=7.and C becomes 7 form our assumption..
• continuing in 100's column,U(9)+S(3)=>12..which shows  and carry=1 ,A=2.this coincides with our assuption..
• in 1000's column,1+U(9)=10,showing E=0 and P=1 ,shows our assumptions ars perfect..

            9  3  2

  +   9  3   3  8

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    1 0   2  7  0

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RAA-VANA

This is my first blog post..so let it be about ma much awaited one.. its about my most fav male artists getting together..PRITHVIRAJ SUKUMARAN ,KARTHICK& ABHISHEK..yeah..!!its about mani's much much awaited epic based film "RAVANA"..

Well, here is how the characters of Mani Ratnam’s (Tamil version) film match with those of Ramayan from my knowledge:
Aishwarya Rai – Sita;
Prithviraj – Ram;
Vikram – Ravana;
Priyamani – Shoorpanaka;
Prabhu – Vibheeshan;
Karthik – Hanuman..

It is unknown what role Mani Ratnam has given his wife Suhasini, who is also said to be acting in his film!
But please do not expect mythological Hanuman’s superhero physical strength in Karthik’s character; Karthik will play an extremely humble and compassionate forest officer who goes out of his way to help the hero of the film – just like Hanuman of Ramayan took so much pain to help Ram..

According to reports, the story of the film goes like this:
Ash(Sita) is Prithviraj's(ram) wife.Vikram's(ravana,Abhishek in Hindi) sister gets publicly disgraced by Prithviraj..

To take revenge, a fuming Prithviraj(Abhishek) enters Vikram’s house. But he doesn't find Vikram there.

Wishing to teach him a lesson, Vikram(Abhishek) kidnaps Prithviraj's wife, which is played by Aishwarya Rai.

Vikram(Abhishek) knows that police was chasing him, so he hides in the nearby jungle.

And here the story takes ‘U’ turn, when both Vikram(Abhi)-Ash fall in love.
[Anga ..Angadhaan namma mani TWISTa vekkiraaru..]

But it's Vikram(Abhi)-Ash's love situation that takes story to a different level..

(courtesy:sulekha.com):Detailed:
Dev falls in love with Ragini, a spunky classical dancer who is as unconventional as him. They get married and he takes up his new post in Lal Maati, a small town in northern India.

 

A town were the world of law is not the police but Beera, a tribal who has, over the years, shifted the power equation of the place from the ruling to the have-nots of the area. Dev knows that the key to bringing order to any place is to vanquish the big fist; in this case- Beera. In one stroke Dev manages to rip open Beera`s world, and set in motion a chain of events which will claim lives, change fortunes, Beera, injured but enraged hits back starting a battle that draws. Dev, Beera and Ragini into the jungle. The jungle which is dense, confusing, scary. And in this journey they must confront their own truth. A journey which will test their beliefs, convictions and emotions. Emotions which are as scary and confusing as the forest. The forest becomes the battleground. The battle between good and evil, between Dev and Beera, between Ram and Raavan. But when the lines dividing good and evil are blurring fast whose side will you take. When hate turns to love and the good starts looking evil which side will you battle for? Love is a battle that nobody wins but everyone must fight. Even this Raavan..

Finalised date of film release:18 th JUNE,2010..

WILL BE UPdated....Publish Post